But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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