She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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