that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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