it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I will pee on everything he values.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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