Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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