Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
