I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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