right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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