I wish I only lived at night.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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