Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm jealous of your bromance
home. puking in laundry basket.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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