I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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