You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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