He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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