Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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