Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
