chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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