i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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