Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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