I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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