the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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