Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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