You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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