Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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