There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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