she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
