I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Shame - the story of my life.
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