I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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