I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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