Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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