Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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