i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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