I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Say something about gay babies.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
