Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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