Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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