I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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