i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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