I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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