giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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