i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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