the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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