I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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