I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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