do herpes really smell.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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