Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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