I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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