In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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