Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
