How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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