Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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