I want to stick my p in your. b.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
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