Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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