i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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