Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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