I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's shark week go big or go home
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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