i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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