I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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