Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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