That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
we should paint friendship bongs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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