I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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