So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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