The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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