Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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