Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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